Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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