cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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