Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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