am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
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its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
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you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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