I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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