So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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