I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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