i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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