period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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