My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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