I just pynch a tree in the face
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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