am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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