these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
he's gonorrhea incarnate
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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