As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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