The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
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Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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