Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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