I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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