the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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