What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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