doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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