I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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