And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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