but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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