You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
no you cant smoke seaweed
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
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I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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