If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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