Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
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I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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