I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
