Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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