Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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