im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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