i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
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