so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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