my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
i've created a new STD.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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