people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Randomize