He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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