I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I love you. Go after that dick
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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