I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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