? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
from now on my penis is your penis
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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