if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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