It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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