Well apparently he's into motor boating.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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