Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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