I think I died a long time ago.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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