Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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