Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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