why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
