yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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