You surviving the open bar?
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Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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