Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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