Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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