She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I need moral support for this bender
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Randomize
